sherlock creates a shortcut on john’s phone so that whenever he types sherlock’s name it changes to “my arousingly brilliant and surprisingly flexible husband”
john always forgets about it until he embarrasses himself while answering blog comments from his phone
finally john gets revenge by creating a shortcut on sherlock’s phone that changes “case” to “cock”
So, hmm, when did you two get together ?
Right after our first case, we had dinner at a chinese restaurant and got back to Baker Street and shagged like mad
It's not like John hadn't propositioned me at Angelo's 2 hours after we met
*stares into the distance*
Hmm John ? I think we need to talk.